I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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