who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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