I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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