first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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