Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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