I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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