at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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