My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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