honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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