Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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