But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
You smell like stripper and shame
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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