the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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