she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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