so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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