I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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