I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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