Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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