I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
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