Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Can you bring me the toilet please
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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