dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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