nut hugger
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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