At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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