3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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