People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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