oh god the rape fog is back!
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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