No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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