Heybabeimwearingurpanties
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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