Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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