erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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