so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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