My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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