I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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