Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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