I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
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