My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
tonight lets celebrate not being married
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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