Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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