If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Randomize
