Soap is not a condiment
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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