Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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