This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
How's work?
Spinning.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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