Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Randomize
