I'm really into asian looking animals
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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