would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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