can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
