Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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