There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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