if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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