You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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