She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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