why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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