I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize