How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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