I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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