i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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