I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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